Just had the dealer on the line about my mobility scooter

[T00ts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwiwlh_pTx4

This is my future should the time come!

[Barry]

Borky, have you tried new spark plugs and maybe check the points gap?

[papasmurf]

Nice idea Pappy. If they don't exist have a word with your biker mates and see what can be done.

All terrain mobility scooters like that one exist but they are very expensive.

[Borchester]

I have to say, it has potential 

Actually they would be a good idea. Standard mobility scooters are very unstable and will turn over for a nothing. And when the oldies don't need them the kids could play at being Daleks.

Nice idea Pappy. If they don't exist have a word with your biker mates and see what can be done.

[johnofgwent]

Are these on sale ? Moira would love one

[Borchester]

I have to say, it has potential 

[papasmurf]

[Borchester]

He said that it looked as though it had been ridden over rough ground. I said so what? I am a cripple. that is why I bought the bloody thing. Did he think that I was going to pick it up and carry it? The dealer said no because I am old and tetchy and he is hoping that I will extend the warranty. Actually I think I will give the job to my boy, who is smarter, faster and above all, cheaper.

But I did not tell the dealer that because I want the scooter returned in one piece.