It doesn't stop

[johnofgwent]

Oh for goodness sake stop whingeing all of you. Happy wife = happy life so get the tools out and get the jobs done.

Somehow, coming from you that sounds so much worse.


It's a bit like that early "it'll be alright in the night with Dennis Norden when he showed the Walton's out take n the Christmas episode where John-Boy shouts "Mary Ellen, you've hung them by the balls on the Christmas tree"...

[Borchester]

No it wont.....par for the course thought you'd be used to it by now.

I am and it is the first 50 years that are the worse. That said, I did think that she would have started to run out of puff by now. But that is not the case.

[Barry]

I actually love little jobs like that, Borchester. Send me your address and I'll pop round and do it for you.
Free of charge, you just pay train fare, get the materials, beers and a meal out at the pub.

[Thomas]

Oh for goodness sake stop whingeing all of you. Happy wife = happy life so get the tools out and get the jobs done.

yep you tell them toots , i have lived by this mantra all my married life.

[Thomas]

I beg your Pardon T00ts......well I never you have me blushing.

mind like a feckin sewer cromwell.

[cromwell]

Oh for goodness sake stop whingeing all of you. Happy wife = happy life so get the tools out and get the jobs done.

I beg your Pardon T00ts......well I never you have me blushing.

[T00ts]

Oh for goodness sake stop whingeing all of you. Happy wife = happy life so get the tools out and get the jobs done.

[johnofgwent]

You might think it ends the day you die.


No chance


There's a special level of hell where the only thing that's fixed is the eternal supply of juice in the power drills

[cromwell]

The printer is sitting sideways on a shelf in my office/study/hideaway because the shelf is too narrow for the printer to sit any other way. So she bounces in and starts giving me earache about the printer being in danger of falling off when she walks past the shelf. So I said, the simple solution is don't walk past the shelf. But that doesn't work and she starts bunnying away about what will happen if the printer falls on her and ain't I a selfish old git and that and that.

So I lift the printer and put it on the floor.

There you are I say, now it can't fall off the shelf.

Well, you would have thought that would have brought her up with a round turn but no, she starts waving her hands and saying that I never fix anything and maybe we ought to get a builder in and I think, oh shit, I know when I am beat.

Ok I reply. Not only will I extend the shelf so that it can take the printer full on, but I put a power point there so that I can take the batteries for the lawnmowers, mobility scooters, strimmer, electric razors, phones and no end of other shit off the floor and out of your way and how bad is that?

And she said, when will you start?

And I thought oh balls, will this never end?

No it wont.....par for the course thought you'd be used to it by now.

[Borchester]

The printer is sitting sideways on a shelf in my office/study/hideaway because the shelf is too narrow for the printer to sit any other way. So she bounces in and starts giving me earache about the printer being in danger of falling off when she walks past the shelf. So I said, the simple solution is don't walk past the shelf. But that doesn't work and she starts bunnying away about what will happen if the printer falls on her and ain't I a selfish old git and that and that.

So I lift the printer and put it on the floor.

There you are I say, now it can't fall off the shelf.

Well, you would have thought that would have brought her up with a round turn but no, she starts waving her hands and saying that I never fix anything and maybe we ought to get a builder in and I think, oh shit, I know when I am beat.

Ok I reply. Not only will I extend the shelf so that it can take the printer full on, but I put a power point there so that I can take the batteries for the lawnmowers, mobility scooters, strimmer, electric razors, phones and no end of other shit off the floor and out of your way and how bad is that?

And she said, when will you start?

And I thought oh balls, will this never end?