Nicola Sturgeon for PM?

[Barry]

It's because she's so attractive, Borchester. It makes meany % points difference.
Starmer's got a bit of a leery look and Boris is a big fat liar.

[Borchester]

I have just taken a glance at the opinion polls which suggest..

That for every person that approves of Keir Starmer, three think that he is a dick.

Boris is doing a little better with the odds being one to two against.

But the most popular is Wee Krankie. Admittedly, for every three voters that like her, four would rather piddle hedgehogs backwards.

Even so, little Nick seems the best of a piss poor field.