That’ll do pig.

[Nick]

where is that pappysmurf. Was it sumfing we said?

[Thomas]

Have you never heard of the concept of asking them to get you some in? I've never seen anyone with as many excuses as you, do you think the world owes you something?

where is that pappysmurf. Was it sumfing we said?

[Nick]

There is a local butcher shops a short walk away, but they rarely have any pigs trotters.
Have you never heard of shop local? It means what it states, not over 20 miles away.

Have you never heard of the concept of asking them to get you some in? I've never seen anyone with as many excuses as you, do you think the world owes you something?

[Thomas]

Not that lie about me yet again. I have never been in hiding.

pappy telling porkies yet again...

I do, it is too dangerous to leave my property, I am shielding until my GP tells me otherwise. IF I got to Brittany I would be under restrictions because of my age and medical conditions. They are enforcing their regulations back with very heavy fines.
Basically you don't have a bloody clue.

[Thomas]

Not that lie about me yet again. I have never been in hiding.

Not this denial again. Didnt john of gwent in one of your more recent lying denials about hiding quote the offending post where you explicitly stated it?

You tell more feckin stories than jackanory pappy .

[Thomas]

No I don't, local is with the village boundary.

well to most normal folk , twenty miles is a local distance to shop in .

[papasmurf]

are you back in hiding again?

Not that lie about me yet again. I have never been in hiding.

[papasmurf]

so you agree twenty miles is local ,

No I don't, local is with the village boundary.

[Thomas]

I doesn't that is the problem.

are you back in hiding again?

[Thomas]

I would not ride a pushbike or walk the 10 miles to the nearest town it has become far too dangerous.

so you agree twenty miles is local , and now you are backtracking onto saying its too dangerous instead?

come oan pappy grow a pair and have a bit of spine.

[papasmurf]

Brilliant so the distance keeps the nasty tourists away

I doesn't that is the problem.

[papasmurf]

10 miles was considered local back in the days when people had to walk everywhere, nowadays twenty miles in considered local for a pushbike. Nick has caught you out yet again hasnt he pappy?

I would not ride a pushbike or walk the 10 miles to the nearest town it has become far too dangerous.

[Thomas]

The overtourism  problems are just as bad there plus a student campus.

Brilliant so the distance keeps the nasty tourists away( and you from them thankfuly)and its close enough to pop down and shop. You are on a winner there pappy.

[papasmurf]

sounds the perfect distance pappy.

Any closer and you would be moaning about tourists , visitors with smiles on their faces and plague carriers.

Its far enough away to keep the tourists away and close enough for a local shop , everyones a winner.

The overtourism  problems are just as bad there plus a student campus.

[Thomas]

There is a local butcher shops a short walk away, but they rarely have any pigs trotters.
Have you never heard of shop local? It means what it states, not over 20 miles away.

10 miles was considered local back in the days when people had to walk everywhere, nowadays twenty miles is considered local for a pushbike. Nick has caught you out yet again hasnt he pappy?