Migrant wars

[Thomas]

No your big black letters,she just replied to your words and agreed.

Theres no "i " in denial cromwell. Ask pappy.

[Borchester]

....but cromwell , the obvious retort is nick posted evidence and smurf went into denial.

You and toots havent posted any pictures .You are merely saying the supermarket shelves are full and im asking where are the pictures.?

True. And since Pappy could moan for Cornwall and has probably been banned from all the local shops for being such a depressing sod (which is why he has to go to France for dinner), it is unlikely Sir Moanalot knows if there is anything on the supermarket shelves or not.

Nick wins by default.

PS

I was going to add a smiley. But since Pappy has told Tommy he hates happy people, I won't.

[Thomas]

meanwhile while the "russian squirrel " is under th spotlight , everyone else is discussing cowardly johnson being booed at glesga  , tory corruption , and of course the evil mr putin forcing geoffrey cox to work in a tax haven.

Top MP earns fortune for working in tax haven: Former attorney general Geoffrey Cox has second job that saw him vote remotely from the Caribbean

• Geoffrey Cox QC voted in Parliament remotely from the British Virgin Islands
• He took advantage of lockdown rules to cast votes in the Commons by proxy 
• The MP also earned more than £1million from outside legal work this past year

A Tory MP has earned hundreds of thousands of pounds from a second job that saw him vote in Parliament remotely from the Caribbean.
Geoffrey Cox, a QC and former attorney general, is advising the government of the British Virgin Islands, a tax haven accused of corruption.
He took advantage of lockdown rules to cast votes in the Commons by proxy as he worked 4,000 miles away on the lucrative contract earlier this year, a source disclosed.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10179601/Former-attorney-general-Geoffrey-Cox-second-job-saw-vote-remotely-Caribbean.html

i cnnae keep up wae all this tory party sleeze . I havent laughed so hard since patman post accused me of being a russian bot.

[cromwell]

dont need one , read her big black letters

No your big black letters,she just replied to your words and agreed. 

[Thomas]

any proof yet about the evil bogeyman putin?

I guess its a no .?

We are telling the kids to eat their food tonight , there are starving children in england , putin has stolen all the food.

[Thomas]

Have you got a photo to prove that?

dont need one , read her big black letters

[cromwell]

Your argument goes along the line of " if you ( scotland) leaves english rule , you will be forced to go into Russin/EU/ German/(insert evil regime of choice) rule .

Have you got a photo to prove that? 

[T00ts]

i love England toots , i just dont want your politicians in my country.

Same as you dont want those pesky european politicians in yours.

anyway , im ready for the soviet socialist republic of scotland with my fellow comrades under the st andrews cross.

You and cromwell will have somethig to talk about then wont you?

   

[Thomas]

  Fortunately I am just as faithful to my country as you are to yours. It suits your plan to find as many thing to slag England off as possible but never mind I know you can't help it.

i love England toots , i just dont want your politicians in my country.

Same as you dont want those pesky european politicians in yours.

anyway , im ready for the soviet socialist republic of scotland with my fellow comrades under the st andrews cross.

You and cromwell will have somethig to talk about then wont you?

[T00ts]

Your argument goes along the line of " if you ( scotland) leaves english rule , you will be forced to go into Russin/EU/ German/(insert evil regime of choice) rule .


England is only 40 % of the british islands....scotland is three fifths the size of england , we have three quarters of the uk EEZ and the majority of the resources. We arent pretending we are a world power , nor do we have delusions of grandeur.

I fink we will be ok .honest toots. Stop worrying about us , we are all big boys and can handle ourselves.  You on the other hand need to stop relying on us holding your hands.

Go on toots , you can do it.
Well if we arent getting any of it , rather him than you. Mr putin hasnt done me any harm , nor any of mine.

Although if scotland was independent , knowing how many enemies england has around the world and how paranoid you all are about mr putin lurking in every shadow.....

....vasily mactavish might just be able to do a deal.

I think john maclean was one of the first honourary non native  members of russias communist party , just as tam muir of hunterhill was the first non native member of the french republic all those years before him , i can see your worry.......
Why not? We share the st andrews cross!!!
Vodka at faslane?! I like it. Boris would run with his tail between his leg like king george did all those centuries back when charlie headed south.
Well thats it toots. The games up for scot indy , we will hide behind mother england protection.

Mother england , the country that can't defend dover beach from hordes of starving thi. .rd world migrants  , and has sailors taken prisoner by the iranian navy and thier arba dhows.

How could we ever survive without you in the face of such adversity!!!

Now cummon Thomas you really enjoyed that chance to break down my fun comment line by line.  Fortunately I am just as faithful to my country as you are to yours. It suits your plan to find as many thing to slag England off as possible but never mind I know you can't help it.  

[Thomas]

Funny that I don't fancy Scotland's much either.

Your argument goes along the line of " if you ( scotland) leaves english rule , you will be forced to go into Russin/EU/ German/(insert evil regime of choice) rule .

It's even more wee than us

England is only 40 % of the british islands....scotland is three fifths the size of england , we have three quarters of the uk EEZ and the majority of the resources. We arent pretending we are a world power , nor do we have delusions of grandeur.

I fink we will be ok .honest toots. Stop worrying about us , we are all big boys and can handle ourselves.  You on the other hand need to stop relying on us holding your hands.

Go on toots , you can do it.

Think about it. Putin might like 'your' oil - what's left of it.

Well if we arent getting any of it , rather him than you. Mr putin hasnt done me any harm , nor any of mine.

Although if scotland was independent , knowing how many enemies england has around the world and how paranoid you all are about mr putin lurking in every shadow.....

....vasily mactavish might just be able to do a deal.

I think john maclean was one of the first honourary non native  members of russias communist party , just as tam muir of hunterhill was the first non native member of the french republic all those years before him , i can see your worry.......

Or just might fancy making Kilts the Russian national costume

Why not? We share the st andrews cross!!!

Or maybe Russian bases.

Vodka at faslane?! I like it. Boris would run with his tail between his leg like king george did all those centuries back when charlie headed south.

After all world domination is his bedtime hot chocolate.

Well thats it toots. The games up for scot indy , we will hide behind mother england protection.

Mother england , the country that cant defend dover beach from hordes of starving third world migrants  , and has sailors taken prisoner by the iranian navy and thier arba dhows.

How could we ever survive without you in the face of such adversity!!!

[T00ts]

....But.... but wait!! if wee Nick is actually anastasia shevchenko , a russian sleeper , intent on scotland becoming a russian satellite , sort of europes cuba , where does that leave little england?

EU enemies to the east , south and west , the soviet socialist scottish republic to the north with intercontinetnal missles across the grampians , i dont fancy little englands chances.

Funny that I don't fancy Scotland's much either. It's even more wee than us. Think about it. Putin might like 'your' oil - what's left of it. Or just might fancy making Kilts the Russian national costume. Or maybe Russian bases. He doesn't need much reason. If he sees Scotland floundering around a bit lost for a while he just might be tempted to hoover you all up. After all world domination is his bedtime hot chocolate.

[papasmurf]

Right so with reference to another thread. Nick posts a picture of what he says are supermarket shelves in  Cornwall, Smurfy insists that's not real evidence because it's not in Cornwall so speculation all round eh?

It took seconds to determine the picture was not taken in Cornwall, that is not only not funny, it was a deliberate deception.

[Thomas]

Just don't look too closely Thomas. If you manage to escape us Scotland just might be a sitting duck.

....But.... but wait!! if wee Nick is actually anastasia shevchenko , a russian sleeper , intent on scotland becoming a russian satellite , sort of europes cuba , where does that leave little england?

EU enemies to the east , south and west , the soviet socialist scottish republic to the north with intercontinetnal missles across the grampians , i dont fancy little englands chances.

[T00ts]

Does putin control her too?

The power of the russian bear toots , is unbelievable. Is anyone safe?

Just don't look too closely Thomas. If you manage to escape us Scotland just might be a sitting duck.