Why has the flu all but disappeared?

[Thomas]

Sounds like Smurphys village has had a visit from the brotherhood. Exercising their freedoms. So smurphy has had to call the local Police.

This forum has been quite fun the last day or so. We have pappies endles porkies , and good old trying and failing to defend rear charmer and new labour.

I dont know who is the more deluded out the two of them , but its all good fun .

[Thomas]

This is exciting.  Now I have to know.

Hes off.

[Borchester]

we are all sitting on the edge of our chairs in spine tingling suspense at the politically correct incident in the village you can't comment on .

It is Mrs Patel at the corner shop. The police have just caught Pappy looking down the front of her frock.  Lucky, randy old bugger

[Sheepy]

we are all sitting on the edge of our chairs in spine tingling suspense at the politically correct incident in the village you can't comment on .

Sounds like Smurphys village has had a visit from the brotherhood. Exercising their freedoms. So smurphy has had to call the local Police.

[Scott777]

No, we have a problem in the village hopefully temporarily that I can't comment about due to political correctness.

This is exciting.  Now I have to know.

[Thomas]

I dunno, I don't even want to think about the twisted logic.

Thats the problem sheep , too many not engaging brain and letting journalists and governments do their thinking for them while wallowing in a pool of manufactured hysteria.

[Thomas]

No secret involved.

we are all sitting on the edge of our chairs in spine tingling suspense at the politically correct incident in the village you cant comment on .

[papasmurf]

your secret is safe with us pappy.

No secret involved. 

[Thomas]

No, we have a problem in the village hopefully temporarily that I can't comment about due to political correctness.

your secret is safe with us pappy.

[papasmurf]

whats a police matter? An elderly gentleman in london poking fun at you?

No, we have a problem in the village hopefully temporarily that I can't comment about due to political correctness.

[Thomas]

I would suggest not doing that, strangers not welcome in the village at all currently. (Now a police matter.)

whats a police matter? An elderly gentleman in london poking fun at you?

[Sheepy]

omicron is spreading rapidly through scotland at the minute despite all the extreme measures krankie has took. Its like standing on the beach trying to stop the tide with your hands.

Well on the Brightside, Boris has had to be a bit more careful how he hands out the global orders, whereas Krankie gets hers straight from Brussels to stay in line.

[papasmurf]

What I really need is cheering up. I think that I will go down to The Lizard, knock on Pappy's door, wish him the complements of the season and then sneeze all over him. That should give us both a good  laugh

:)

I would suggest not doing that, strangers not welcome in the village at all currently. (Now a police matter.)

[Thomas]

That would cheer me up.  Be careful, you might be arrested for terrorism.  😁

the report button will be getting burnt out tonight

[Scott777]

What I really need is cheering up. I think that I will go down to The Lizard, knock on Pappy's door, wish him the complements of the season and then sneeze all over him. That should give us both a good  laugh

:)

That would cheer me up.  Be careful, you might be arrested for terrorism.  😁