Sex Insurance

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Subject: Sex Insurance



You can now get insurance for sex in the UK!

So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-











Sex with your wife  - Legal & General







Sex on the telephone   - Direct Line





Sex with your partner   - Standard Life





Sex with someone different   - Go Compare





Sex with a lady of generous proportions   - More Than











Sex with a prostitute   - Commercial Union





Sex with your maid   - Employer's Liability





Sex with an oap   - Saga





Sex resulting in pregnancy   - General Accident





and finally



Sex with a transvestite   -   Confused.com <http://confused.com/">http://confused.com/>



Make sure you are adequately covered!