The Traffic Cop

[Hyperduck Quack Quack]

"What about all those people crammed into that Morgan over there?  Surely that's far more dangerous than five in a Quattro."



"No, they're fine, it's a Plus 8"

[Major Sinic]

A Traffic Cop stops 5 men in an Audi Quatro and tells the driver you are overloaded too many in the car.



What do you mean overloaded asks the driver.



Its simple Sir this a Quarto which means four not five four only, one of your passengers will have to get out.



Driver says you are bonkers stupid where's you Inspector I need to talk to him to straighten this out.



Traffic Cop replies , funny you should mention that Sir , he's down at the roundabout arguing with two men in a Fiat Uno  



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 :hattip

[Churchill]

[cromwell]

A Traffic Cop stops 5 men in an Audi Quatro and tells the driver you are overloaded too many in the car.



What do you mean overloaded asks the driver.



Its simple Sir this a Quarto which means four not five four only, one of your passengers will have to get out.



Driver says you are bonkers stupid where's you Inspector I need to talk to him to straighten this out.



Traffic Cop replies , funny you should mention that Sir , he's down at the roundabout arguing with two men in a Fiat Uno  



 :roll:

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Yes this particular cop has form for this,he arrested old Mrs Nightingale for driving a reliant Robin.

[Churchill]

A Traffic Cop stops 5 men in an Audi Quatro and tells the driver you are overloaded too many in the car.



What do you mean overloaded asks the driver.



Its simple Sir this a Quarto which means four not five four only, one of your passengers will have to get out.



Driver says you are bonkers stupid where's you Inspector I need to talk to him to straighten this out.



Traffic Cop replies , funny you should mention that Sir , he's down at the roundabout arguing with two men in a Fiat Uno  



 :roll: