Oh dear, never mind.

[Nick]

Grasping at straws ,comes to mind. This is not even a new story. It wasn't deemed outside the rules when it happened.  And quiet honestly if the government had stuck at this kind of odd bottle and sandwich in a work break, there would be no problem. I don't blame them for trying, they are f—led and they know it. So any port in a storm.
There was definitely no dancing into the night It doesn't come near.

Oh, so it's down to how many glasses of wine drunk and how many sandwiches eaten at a venue then is it? That's a ridiculous attempt at a defence. 

[Borchester]

Grasping at straws ,comes to mind. This is not even a new story. It wasn't deemed outside the rules when it happened.  And quiet honestly if the government had stuck at this kind of odd bottle and sandwich in a work break, there would be no problem. I don't blame them for trying, they are f—led and they know it. So any port in a storm.
There was definitely no dancing into the night It doesn't come near.

Of course there wasn't any dancing into the night. Starmer is a fully paid up member of the Dreary Bastards club. You only have to look at the pathetic git to realise that the reason his classmates stuck his head down the toilet was because the sad sod clearly enjoyed it.

As said, Bojo is well buggered, but I imagine that he will manage to land one or two thumps on the Brothers and Sisters on the way out.

[Good old]

Well to be fair there is an urban myth that drinking alcohol through a straw gets you pissed faster.

Not bad, not bad   

[cromwell]

Grasping at straws ,comes to mind. This is not even a new story. It wasn't deemed outside the rules when it happened.  And quiet honestly if the government had stuck at this kind of odd bottle and sandwich in a work break, there would be no problem. I don't blame them for trying, they are f—led and they know it. So any port in a storm.
There was definitely no dancing into the night It doesn't come near.

Well to be fair there is an urban myth that drinking alcohol through a straw gets you pissed faster.

[Good old]

Grasping at straws ,comes to mind. This is not even a new story. It wasn't deemed outside the rules when it happened.  And quiet honestly if the government had stuck at this kind of odd bottle and sandwich in a work break, there would be no problem. I don't blame them for trying, they are f—led and they know it. So any port in a storm.
There was definitely no dancing into the night It doesn't come near.

[Borchester]

If this is true, Starmer is in for some serious stick 😂.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1549919/keir-starmer-news-labour-party-drinks-lockdown-boris-johnson-partygate/amp

I can't see this saving Boris' bacon, but it is nice to see Saddo Starmer get a kick in the balls as well

[cromwell]

If this is true, Starmer is in for some serious stick 😂.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1549919/keir-starmer-news-labour-party-drinks-lockdown-boris-johnson-partygate/amp

Yes it is and I posted it in the party thread an hour and twenty minutes ago  

[Nick]

If this is true, Starmer is in for some serious stick 😂. 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1549919/keir-starmer-news-labour-party-drinks-lockdown-boris-johnson-partygate/amp