I have gotten a Margaret Thatcher T shirt

[Streetwalker]

Much to my dissapointment nobody has knocked on my door for years  , maybe they just know .

[Borchester]

The local elections are due in May and the Brothers and Sisters will soon be knocking at my door and whoring after my vote. In practice my local Councillor is not only highly competent, but a hell of a nice bloke into the bargain. But I always vote for whatever low grade incompetent the Tories put up because, well, I think that is the way God wants things to be.

So once the campaign gets underway I will be able to open the door and greet the Tribunes of the People with a portrait of the Divine Maggie on my chest.