unemployed northern english should be made to work fruit picking

[Thomas]

 

[cromwell]

meanwhile back in north west engerlund...


the planning for the new season is well underway

Meanwhile in Paris itinerant Scots cheer on scousers,they're like Glaswegians  but don't get quite as drunk or thieve as much.

[Thomas]

meanwhile back in north west engerlund...


the planning for the new season is well underway

[Thomas]

No what they should do is give all the dingy arrivals a shopping trolly and tell them to walk to London and fill it up on the way . Barry can co-ordinate up to Paddock Wood and ill take it from there handing the baton to good old for the final leg into borkys allotment where he can sell everything on the black market

That doesnt solve the unemployment in the north though , they should have listened to Maggie and gone high tech .

stadium for the champions league final is starting to fll up streetwalker.

[Thomas]

That doesnt solve the unemployment in the north though , they should have listened to Maggie and gone high tech .

its unsolvable mate. The term "work shy brit " was coined in the north west of England.

[Streetwalker]

No what they should do is give all the dingy arrivals a shopping trolly and tell them to walk to London and fill it up on the way . Barry can co-ordinate up to Paddock Wood and ill take it from there handing the baton to good old for the final leg into borkys allotment where he can sell everything on the black market 

That doesnt solve the unemployment in the north though , they should have listened to Maggie and gone high tech .

[Thomas]

Two tory councillors from aberdeen( or was it labour?) and buckinghamshire have claimed in seperate stories that unemployed mancs and geordies should be made to work picking fruit and veg in the fields of angus and the south east.

It would help both england and scotland during the employment crises , with 1.7 million job vacancies , and relieve the pessure of the beaches of dover from daily dinghy rides and gangmasters making a fortune out of the misery of illegal immigration.

What does everyone think?

Is this a viable solution  to solve the crises in areas like crop picking , or would it be a double edged sword with thousands of morbidly obese mancs and northern english descending on the tory shires of england and scotland , raping looting and pillaging in between picking crops while moaning about having nothing to eat but dripping and dry bread for mi tea!

Do we really want to see thick mancs in tracksuits with large chips on thier shoulders begging and thieving on kirriemuir high street , or causing uproar in sleepy kentish villages?

Not sure myself.