Latest Chinese export - coronavirus COVID-19

[Barry]

As I'm off to Greece later this year, the best case would be that we have had it and recovered before we go.

So should I try to find someone with it?

[Barry]

Actually it was a woman in Berkshire and an 88 year old man in Milton Keynes.

At some stage or another they will have to stop trying to count the infected and tracing contacts. The experts admit they have lost control and that anyone, anywhere might have it. He also said it's no joke as they can't predict how any individual will handle it.

Keep calm and carry on. Be sensible.

[Borchester]

Maybe we need a coronavirus forum to hold all this coronavirus threads that Borchester keeps starting.  ::

I can understand why he's obsessed with it being an old git. He's probably in the 10% range, but that means his cup is 90% full, so "So sodding what?"

 :hattip



I have to admit Barry, you do have a point. I go back to the Asian flu and great smogs of the the 50s and relatives coughing and choking and gasping for air and taking deep, satisfying drags on their fags that took the smoke right down to their toes and, I was assured, really cleared their chests. Kids got a dollop of Vicks Vapour Rub on their chests, under their noses and for some reason know only to God and my mum, on their foreheads. Plus comics, sweets and forever off school.



In those days epidemics were fun  

[cromwell]

Seen it all before,as it happens a quick search does bring up several UK manufacturers of toilet roll.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/21/uk-biggest-toilet-roll-supplier-wepa-stockpiling-no-deal-brexit-avoid-customs-delays">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... oms-delays">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/21/uk-biggest-toilet-roll-supplier-wepa-stockpiling-no-deal-brexit-avoid-customs-delays

Really Sheeps,that link says it's a German bog roll maker stockpiling supplies here  ::

[Barry]

Keep away from these as they could spread a virus.

https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=220661&d=1288377693">

[Barry]

Toilet rolls, may I make you all aware of this informative video. ::

Speakers up nice and loud.

https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1236155280565694465">//https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1236155280565694465

[Sheepy]

Many links are,do you have one that disputes that most bog rolls are imported?

Seen it all before,as it happens a quick search does bring up several UK manufacturers of toilet roll.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/21/uk-biggest-toilet-roll-supplier-wepa-stockpiling-no-deal-brexit-avoid-customs-delays">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... oms-delays">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/21/uk-biggest-toilet-roll-supplier-wepa-stockpiling-no-deal-brexit-avoid-customs-delays

[cromwell]

Ah the media again.

Many links are,do you have one that disputes that most bog rolls are imported?

[Sheepy]

I knew there was a link somewhere  :-P

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/06/stocking-loo-roll-may-not-bum-idea/">//https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/06/stocking-loo-roll-may-not-bum-idea/

Ah the media again.

[cromwell]

I knew there was a link somewhere  :-P

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/06/stocking-loo-roll-may-not-bum-idea/">//https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/06/stocking-loo-roll-may-not-bum-idea/

[cromwell]

Toilet roll? why frigging toilet roll?

Apparently most bog rolls are made abroad,that and there is a shortage in China and Oz which fuels the buying

[Sheepy]

Sheep dip surely?  :-P

Toilet roll? why frigging toilet roll?

[cromwell]

The media have stolen the narrative as anybody with a bit of common knew they would, now they have the biggest weapon of political mass destruction and a weapon of NWO.Panic buying is all the rage,markets are being held up by the printing presses again.The plebs made a stand punishment is the order of the day.

You can't have the solution until you beg for it.

Sheep dip surely?  :-P

[Sheepy]

The media have stolen the narrative as anybody with a bit of common knew they would, now they have the biggest weapon of political mass destruction and a weapon of NWO.Panic buying is all the rage,markets are being held up by the printing presses again.The plebs made a stand punishment is the order of the day.

You can't have the solution until you beg for it.

[Barry]

Maybe we need a coronavirus forum to hold all this coronavirus threads that Borchester keeps starting.  ::

I can understand why he's obsessed with it being an old git. He's probably in the 10% range, but that means his cup is 90% full, so "So sodding what?"