Steve's 21st century bible quotes.

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Tis easier to shite through the eye of a needle than it is to call in sick about it.

Let he who is without sin be the first to get stoned.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you need to give him an entire bloody fishing rod or he'll catch feck all.

The four 21st century horsemen of the apocalypse....
Internet Down
Computer Says No
Your Call Is Important To Us
If I Get Elected I Promise....

Thou shallt not covet thy neighbour's ass, even if she has a great ass.

The Lord God made beaches, sunshine, and bikinis. And He saw that it was good.