smurfisms

[srb7677]

we need to laugh

Jingle bells,

Barry smells,

Cromwell ran away.

And dear old Toots

will moon at us

for a laugh on Christmas Day

[cromwell]

:)It's Christmas.......nearly and we need to laugh,and I did.

If you are upset Smurfy laughing at yourself can be a tonic,I look in the mirror and sometimes laugh. 

[Barry]

I am not responsible for your continual not keeping up, Borky. 

[Borchester]

You must stop reading the Daily Heil.
Wikipedia is not a reliable source.
{wikipedia link}
You are so ill informed you need to do more research.
Newspapers are not a reliable source, read this disabilty news link instead.
The Tories are such a nasty party, they are trying to kill people off who are claiming benefits.
I gave a link earlier in the thread, it is not my problem you could not be bothered to read it. (Checks, no relevant link exists).
Do you not have a television in your house, it has been on the news all day.
In Cornwall this is a major issue, along with the slave traders getting people to do farming jobs for less than the minimum wage - this is all the Tories fault.
Everyone except me suffers from cognitive dissonance.
Stop your disgusting bullying, I have reported your post to the moderators, but they have taken no action.
This forum is not a safe place and needs to be reported to the Internet police.
The forum owner is a troll and he's trolling me.
The fishing industry are sick of Brexit and the Tories, even if Cornwall voted for both.
You don't know what the fishing industry is actually like here, I have local knowledge and they are all going bust.
Doris Karloff approves of this post.
You are posting from Tory HQ.
 

I make up most of my quotes and certainly all of my facts, but even then I am more accurate than Pappy

[Barry]

You must stop reading the Daily Heil.
Wikipedia is not a reliable source.
{wikipedia link}
You are so ill informed you need to do more research.
Newspapers are not a reliable source, read this disabilty news link instead.
The Tories are such a nasty party, they are trying to kill people off who are claiming benefits.
I gave a link earlier in the thread, it is not my problem you could not be bothered to read it. (Checks, no relevant link exists).
Do you not have a television in your house, it has been on the news all day.
In Cornwall this is a major issue, along with the slave traders getting people to do farming jobs for less than the minimum wage - this is all the Tories fault.
Everyone except me suffers from cognitive dissonance.
Stop your disgusting bullying, I have reported your post to the moderators, but they have taken no action.
This forum is not a safe place and needs to be reported to the Internet police.
The forum owner is a troll and he's trolling me.
The fishing industry are sick of Brexit and the Tories, even if Cornwall voted for both.
You don't know what the fishing industry is actually like here, I have local knowledge and they are all going bust.
Doris Karloff approves of this post.
You are posting from Tory HQ.