Why I want Boris back

[Nick]

The Remainer  in Chief is now Foreign Secretary and every Brussels Bumboy will crawl out of the wood work and delight in the chance to piss on the flag.

Looks like I will be voting Reform after all

Just as Nadine Dorries predicted in her interview with JV. Starts on the half hour mark.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001rxyw?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

[Borchester]

The Remainer  in Chief is now Foreign Secretary and every Brussels Bumboy will crawl out of the wood work and delight in the chance to piss on the flag.

Looks like I will be voting Reform after all

[HDQQ]

David Cameron's appointment as foreign secretary today, complete with a peerage to enable him to take the job, puts Boris Johnson even further away from becoming PM again!

[papasmurf]

Usual bollox, you chose it on here. You're that twisted you couldn't lie straight in bed.

It is but one of many nicknames I have. Instead of one of those, I could have used Amanita Virosa, but you would not like that either. I would point out nicknames don't reflect what a person looks like. Some of the nicknames of people I know, Lurch, Slice and Dice, Freak, Chewy, Trigger, Hawkeye, Bowser, Cakes, are just a few of them.

[Nick]

Actually I didn't choose it, it is just one of several nicknames I have had for a very long time.

Usual bollox, you chose it on here. You're that twisted you couldn't lie straight in bed. 

[papasmurf]

Gotcha!

I am having a slow day. Smurf = Dwarf.

No it does not.

[Borchester]

You chose the name Smurf, the fact you associate it with a beard is your issue: everyone else associates it with a tiny person. As for your ability to recognise humour is a dead give away. I am also on the spectrum, like many people, which gives me the license to call you out. My particular 'thing' is I can remember numbers: passport, credit card, NI number, driving license. It's not a disability, it's just a thing, the fact you use that word says a lot.

Gotcha!

I am having a slow day. Smurf = Dwarf.

Still, it does raise the question as to why Pappy hate dwarves. Admittedly, he hates most folk, but still........

[papasmurf]

You chose the name Smurf, 

Actually I didn't choose it, it is just one of several nicknames I have had for a very long time.

[Nick]

That you assume I am disabled makes your personal attacks and ridicule even more offensive. You ought to be ashamed of yourself..

You chose the name Smurf, the fact you associate it with a beard is your issue: everyone else associates it with a tiny person. As for your ability to recognise humour is a dead give away. I am also on the spectrum, like many people, which gives me the license to call you out. My particular 'thing' is I can remember numbers: passport, credit card, NI number, driving license. It's not a disability, it's just a thing, the fact you use that word says a lot. 

[papasmurf]

I did not realise that  Pappy was a short arse

Dwarf is specific medical term, that does not apply to me so you and Nick are abusing me yet again.  Dwarfism is short stature that results from a genetic or medical condition. Dwarfism is  defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less. The average adult height among people with dwarfism is 4 feet (122 cm). Many different medical conditions cause dwarfism.

[Borchester]

If you want to play that game: and also plagued by an autistic dwarf that doesn't understand how the world works, or understands satire.

I did not realise that  Pappy was a short arse

[papasmurf]

If you want to play that game: and also plagued by an autistic dwarf that doesn't understand how the world works, or understands satire.

That you assume I am disabled makes your personal attacks and ridicule even more offensive. You ought to be ashamed of yourself..

[Nick]

That is because this forum is inhabited by ill informed right wingers.

If you want to play that game: and also plagued by an autistic dwarf that doesn't understand how the world works, or understands satire. 

[papasmurf]

You were invited out of spite over this forum because Thomas was banned.
I suggest you look at your ratio of posts to thanks on here. It is the lowest out of any poster.

That is because this forum is inhabited by ill informed right wingers.

[Nick]

I was invited to join that forum but I have never posted in it as it appears to be a refuge for looney tunes, trolls and nasty bastards.
I am on load of other forums, but none of them have any sufferers from cognitive dissonance and/or people who do not keep up with news and current affairs like this forum has.

You were invited out of spite over this forum because Thomas was banned.
I suggest you look at your ratio of posts to thanks on here. It is the lowest out of any poster.