Oh happy day !

[Borchester]

I was sitting outside when this guy went whizzing past on his mobility scooter and ran over the water bowl.

"What was that" he cried, never thinking to get off his arse and look.

"The dogs' water bowl" I replied

"What was it doing there ?" he demanded.

"It was sitting there waiting for the dogs to have a drink. Where do you think it should be, sitting in the middle of the road?"

"Someone could have hit it."

"Yeah, like you you silly looking bastard. So how about an apology? Just because you are a cripple is no excuse for acting like a c@nt."

But he just zoomed off (well, about as fast as you can in a cripple cart) and left me to find another tub to put the water in.

Still, I like a bit of craic with friends and passersby, so it was quite fun