You have to laugh

[Barry]

A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the town hall to donate blood.
The nurse asks, 'What's your blood type?'
The rabbit replied, 'I'm probably a Type O.'

[Thomas]

What do you call a bare arsed Scotsman in a kilt in the middle of a field full of sheep?

An orgy.

Dear Steve.

On behalf of Channel 4 may I thank you for the application you have provided  to appear on our forthcoming 'Momentum Reality Show' and also for the charming photograph you enclosed with the application letter.

Whilst agreeing that you would no doubt make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected, I would take this opportunity to advise you that the correct title of the new series is actually "Fact Hunt".

Kind regards

Channel 4

[srb7677]

What do you call a bare arsed Scotsman in a kilt in the middle of a field full of sheep?

An orgy.

[cromwell]

I bought my wife a new fridge for Christmas

Her face lit up when she opened it

[T00ts]

  Oh my sides ache!

[Barry]

This one is for T00ts:

[Barry]

[Barry]

[T00ts]

Very kind of you to offer. 

1st giggle. I walked straight into that one! We do have some talented people here I am sure they can come up with ideas.

[Barry]

Too easy - but what a good thread/quiz that would make.

Very kind of you to offer. 

[T00ts]

Clue, it's soon Christmas.

Too easy - but what a good thread/quiz that would make.

[Barry]

Clue, it's soon Christmas.

[Borg Refinery]

.

[cromwell]

Nelly the elephant has tested positive for corona virus,asked who gave it her said

Trump Trump Trump
I'll get my coat

[Barry]