Coronavirus: When will pubs, bars, cafes and restaurants reopen?

[papasmurf]

I thought you told us a while back your stalker was dead

I did, he died years ago, this is a another one with some sophisticated hacking skills.

[Streetwalker]

Got fed up waiting so built my own

[cromwell]

If the police were monitoring this forum and its predecessors they'd have arrested smurfy years ago..
Stands by for reply stating he is being watched by the security services and is a known dangerous man

All my IT and telephone communications are monitored due to a particularly nasty stalker I have had to put up with for the last few years.
They overstepped the mark when they hacked into BT and removed all my emails going back two years, and the email addresses I sent them to.
I suspect they were very sorry they did that.

I thought you told us a while back your stalker was dead

[papasmurf]

If the police were monitoring this forum and its predecessors they'd have arrested smurfy years ago..
Stands by for reply stating he is being watched by the security services and is a known dangerous man

All my IT and telephone communications are monitored due to a particularly nasty stalker I have had to put up with for the last few years.
They overstepped the mark when they hacked into BT and removed all my emails going back two years, and the email addresses I sent them to.
I suspect they were very sorry they did that.

[cromwell]

Or ...D) Pappy is an agent provocateur, employed to entrap ordinary men and women and make him look good in the eyes of his masters at MI5

Paid in croissants 🥐. 😂

Cornish pasties surely?

[Nick]

Or ...D) Pappy is an agent provocateur, employed to entrap ordinary men and women and make him look good in the eyes of his masters at MI5

Paid in croissants 🥐. 😂

[Borchester]

That has just let the police know.

I could have written your response my self.

It isn't my response you need to worry about.

So....

A) The police are monitoring this forum.
B) You're going to point them to a CP in London Near an Airport. Good luck with that one.

Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean the bastards aren't out to get you

Or....C) nothing will happen (likeliest)
If the police were monitoring this forum and its predecessors they'd have arrested smurfy years ago..
Stands by for reply stating he is being watched by the security services and is a known dangerous man

Or ...D) Pappy is an agent provocateur, employed to entrap ordinary men and women and make him look good in the eyes of his masters at MI5

[Barry]

So....

A) The police are monitoring this forum.

Hello Police, please create an account and start posting, we'd love some interaction. 

[cromwell]

That has just let the police know.

I could have written your response my self.

It isn't my response you need to worry about.

So....

A) The police are monitoring this forum.
B) You're going to point them to a CP in London Near an Airport. Good luck with that one.

Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean the bastards aren't out to get you

Or....C) nothing will happen (likeliest)
If the police were monitoring this forum and its predecessors they'd have arrested smurfy years ago..
Stands by for reply stating he is being watched by the security services and is a known dangerous man

[Nick]

That has just let the police know.

I could have written your response my self.

It isn't my response you need to worry about.

So....

A) The police are monitoring this forum.
B) You're going to point them to a CP in London Near an Airport. Good luck with that one.

Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean the bastards aren't out to get you

[papasmurf]

That has just let the police know.

I could have written your response my self.

It isn't my response you need to worry about.

[Nick]

That has just let the police know.

I could have written your response my self.

[papasmurf]

I've been stopping at the Crown Plaza near the Airport I've been working at in London. They've been suppling beer to us right through lockdown and letting us sit tucked away in the restaurant.

That has just let the police know.

[Nick]

We will have to see what restrictions are to be enforced before the 'open' signs go up . Talk of booking a slot at the bar and the bogs wont do much for the older gents who at best get a couple of minutes warning before half of the 6 pints  starts dribbling down the inside of their leg .

The problem as I see it is most of the pub and public bogs I have ever used would need a Porton Suit with a zip fly and a back flap to use them.
Often not  seat let alone a lid, if there is any running water it is cold, soap non existent, and if there is a hand drier it is broken.

Had a bit of a dry , well wet , run today at a golf club . Neatly tucked away from the general public and prying eyes the bar was in full flow (No draught yet ) with a selection of drinks on offer along with ''the kitchen can be open if you want something '' . One person at the bar at a time (Hand sanitiser on the bar ), the same with the bogs and only 4 at a table .
Seemed to work Ok but then we are talking gentlemen players here not your normal riff raff that drink in shiteholes     

I've been stopping at the Crown Plaza near the Airport I've been working at in London. They've been suppling beer to us right through lockdown and letting us sit tucked away in the restaurant. 

[Streetwalker]

We will have to see what restrictions are to be enforced before the 'open' signs go up . Talk of booking a slot at the bar and the bogs wont do much for the older gents who at best get a couple of minutes warning before half of the 6 pints  starts dribbling down the inside of their leg .

The problem as I see it is most of the pub and public bogs I have ever used would need a Porton Suit with a zip fly and a back flap to use them.
Often not  seat let alone a lid, if there is any running water it is cold, soap non existent, and if there is a hand drier it is broken.

Had a bit of a dry , well wet , run today at a golf club . Neatly tucked away from the general public and prying eyes the bar was in full flow (No draught yet ) with a selection of drinks on offer along with ''the kitchen can be open if you want something '' . One person at the bar at a time (Hand sanitiser on the bar ), the same with the bogs and only 4 at a table .
Seemed to work Ok but then we are talking gentlemen players here not your normal riff raff that drink in shiteholes