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Barry

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May 15, 2020, 01:18:42 PM
Quote from: papasmurf post_id=24755 time=1589544293 user_id=89
It has just been stated on the local BBC news he was "from outside of the region."

Obviously taking advantage of the relaxed regulations. Pity he was such a prat.


Quote from: T00ts post_id=24731 time=1589536539 user_id=54
Perhaps he thought the only place to escape the virus was at sea. Now of course he's off to hospital where the odds just rocketed.

 :lol:
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papasmurf

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May 15, 2020, 01:04:53 PM
Quote from: T00ts post_id=24731 time=1589536539 user_id=54
Perhaps he thought the only place to escape the virus was at sea. Now of course he's off to hospital where the odds just rocketed.


It has just been stated on the local BBC news he was "from outside of the region."
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe

T00ts

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May 15, 2020, 10:55:39 AM
Quote from: papasmurf post_id=24730 time=1589536399 user_id=89
If the idiot "starring" in this news item, had not been spotted by the Chef at the cliff top nursing home having a "fag break," outside he would now be dead.

Putting to sea on his own in a camouflage  painted kayak what the hell was he up to? Reenacting the Cockleshell heroes?



https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/freezing-kayaker-found-clinging-overturned-4134693">https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornw ... ed-4134693">https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/freezing-kayaker-found-clinging-overturned-4134693

20:39, 14 MAY 2020



Freezing kayaker found clinging to overturned boat a mile out to sea off Lizard peninsula

Penlee RNLI volunteers and Mullion Coastguard Rescue Team were involved and he was airlifted to hospital by helicopter


Perhaps he thought the only place to escape the virus was at sea. Now of course he's off to hospital where the odds just rocketed.

papasmurf

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May 15, 2020, 10:53:19 AM
If the idiot "starring" in this news item, had not been spotted by the Chef at the cliff top nursing home having a "fag break," outside he would now be dead.

Putting to sea on his own in a camouflage  painted kayak what the hell was he up to? Reenacting the Cockleshell heroes?



https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/freezing-kayaker-found-clinging-overturned-4134693">https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornw ... ed-4134693">https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/freezing-kayaker-found-clinging-overturned-4134693

20:39, 14 MAY 2020



Freezing kayaker found clinging to overturned boat a mile out to sea off Lizard peninsula

Penlee RNLI volunteers and Mullion Coastguard Rescue Team were involved and he was airlifted to hospital by helicopter
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe
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