Covid Christmas restrictions depend on data, says Chancellor

[cromwell]

And in three quarters of the shambles that used to be a united kingdom, data is ignored in the interests of ego-wanking

I have studied the REGULATIONS mist carefully

Weddings, Civil Partnerships, Funerals and Wakes are exempt from Tosspot Dickfords rantings.

On that basis i'm holding a wake for the wanker on New year's Eve

Hes not dead yet but some things need to be celebrated in advance.

Hi John that panto you were auditioning for it wasn't themed around allo allo and you playing the French gendarme was it? 

[johnofgwent]

Christmas Day is over, the report is 5 days old.

And in three quarters of the shambles that used to be a united kingdom, data is ignored in the interests of ego-wanking

I have studied the REGULATIONS mist carefully

Weddings, Civil Partnerships, Funerals and Wakes are exempt from Tosspot Dickfords rantings.

On that basis i'm holding a wake for the wanker on New year's Eve

Hes not dead yet but some things need to be celebrated in advance.

[Barry]

Christmas Day is over, the report is 5 days old. 

[GBNews]

Covid Christmas restrictions depend on data, says Chancellor

Rishi Sunak announces grants for hospitality and leisure businesses struggling with cancellations, and refuses to rule out more restrictions.

Source: Covid Christmas restrictions depend on data, says Chancellor