Brexit Countdown to no trade deal Version 5.1

[Thomas]

"Barry's big countdown" does just that. If you refresh it changes. 😉

[countdown=12,31,2020,23,1]happy new year[/countdown]

I have a funny feeling its going to be awfully quiet on here the morra night and gerry and the boys absent without leave.

Javert will be crying into his shandy and beelbeeb will  be sobbing at his pimms.

[Barry]

In order to achieve a complete remainer wind-up, Barry should now go to hourly countdowns, and then every minute for the last hour, with the last 10 seconds counted as they happen 

We're escaping from the Hotel California, Dawg!

[Nick]

In order to achieve a complete remainer wind-up, Barry should now go to hourly countdowns, and then every minute for the last hour, with the last 10 seconds counted as they happen 

"Barry's big countdown" does just that. If you refresh it changes. 😉

[countdown=12,31,2020,23,1]happy new year[/countdown]

[Barry]

Barry it's 11pm not midnight

Looks right to me.

[Thomas]

In order to achieve a complete remainer wind-up, Barry should now go to hourly countdowns, and then every minute for the last hour, with the last 10 seconds counted as they happen 

stope it deppity, youve upset gerry now.

[DeppityDawg]

In order to achieve a complete remainer wind-up, Barry should now go to hourly countdowns, and then every minute for the last hour, with the last 10 seconds counted as they happen 

[Thomas]

Thanks Nick. 

[countdown=12,31,2020,23,1]happy new year[/countdown]

Borkie is upsetting pappy , and you are upsetting gerry , and brexit is looming  just over 31 hours and counting.

Its been a crap year barry with the chinese sniffles , but sometimes its the small things in life that make you smile.

Isnt democracy a wonderfull thing.

[Borchester]

It is me who needs an apology, the lies and other bollocks people keep spouting about me are unacceptable.

No Pappy, you need to grow a back bone and start acting like an adult, but that ain't gonna happen so ha bloody ha and in accordance with my New Year's resolution, I will stop taking the piss out of you because you ain't worth the trouble.

Although, that said, we still have a day to go so maybe I will indulge myself a little longer 

[papasmurf]

Mrs Thatcher would be proud of you pappy.

Conservatism is safe in your hands.

Thomas please stop stating such blatant lies about me.  Tories and Thatcher disgust me, so why do you keep repeating lies about me.
It isn't  clever it is stupid and also harassment.

[Thomas]

It is me who needs an apology, the lies and other bollocks people keep spouting about me are unacceptable.

Mrs Thatcher would be proud of you pappy.

Conservatism is safe in your hands.

[Nick]

Barry it's 11pm not midnight

It is now

[papasmurf]

Apologise? Act the man? No, I don't suppose that you ever will

It is me who needs an apology, the lies and other bollocks people keep spouting about me are unacceptable.

[Borchester]

I have never stated it would.

Apologise? Act the man? No, I don't suppose that you ever will

[papasmurf]

And if the UK does not sink back into the Stone Age at one minute past midnight on 1st January 2021,

I have never stated it would.

[GerryT]

You passed Barry 521 to 73 against. Good to you ain't I.

Does that mean the new FTA is signed or whats the next step, fingers crossed it's now signed.