Be Afraid , be very afraid

[Nick]

Am I included in the action? If so here's the address for service:
Barry Ned BlackisWhite
Behind the hot water pipes
Gents toilets
St Pancras Station
N1C 4QP

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No, this is apparently Smurf taking legal action to stop Borky taking the piss  
Couldnt make it up, but apparently he has

[Nick]

You have been lucky.

Utter tosh, we've had Border Collies in my family for nearly 60 years, every one of them were a perfect job. Long haired, short haired and Blue Merles, great family pets. If you'd ever had one you'd know something about them. 

[papasmurf]

Am I included in the action? If so here's the address for service:
Barry Ned BlackisWhite
Behind the hot water pipes
Gents toilets
St Pancras Station
N1C 4QP

Here's some emoticons for Smurfy.  

Don't you mean Kings Cross Station?

[Barry]

A tour of NI and Belize by the age of 22, visited 69 countries: yeah I've had a really sheltered life. The fact is that you like to come across all Rambo and you're not, you're about 7 stone sipping wet. So please stop with the billy big bollox cause you're not fooling anyone. How's the solicitors letter coming along? Got a U.S. attorney yet? 😉

Am I included in the action? If so here's the address for service:
Barry Ned BlackisWhite
Behind the hot water pipes
Gents toilets
St Pancras Station
N1C 4QP

Here's some emoticons for Smurfy.    

[papasmurf]

Ive had 4 border collies over the years and every one was an angel .

You have been lucky.

[Streetwalker]

Border collie? They can be vicious. I am very surprised you think otherwise. There is no safe breed of dog.

Ive had 4 border collies over the years and every one was an angel . Working dogs are very pack orientated and as long as they know their place in the pecking order are as good as gold .
But yes in the hands of bad owners I can see like any dog they may have issues if they dont know their place . XL Bully's on the other hand seem to have a problem being anything but top dog which is the obvious problem given they go 8st + and are bred to attack 

[Unlucky4Sum]

 . . . @ U4S, a Border Collie, the most intelligent dogs on the planet, can weigh up to 20KG, never heard of anyone being mauled by one.

So they'll be no difficulty getting that insurance then

[papasmurf]

Spread its front legs and burst its heart 🥱 🥱. I also know how to strip an SLR 7.62 rifle and make it fully automatic with a match stick. All totally irrelevant.

@ U4S, a Border Collie, the most intelligent dogs on the planet, can weigh up to 20KG, never heard of anyone being mauled by one.

Border collie? They can be vicious. I am very surprised you think otherwise. There is no safe breed of dog.

[Nick]

If that is the case you know how to kill a dangerous dog with your bare hands.

Spread its front legs and burst its heart 🥱 🥱. I also know how to strip an SLR 7.62 rifle and make it fully automatic with a match stick. All totally irrelevant. 

@ U4S, a Border Collie, the most intelligent dogs on the planet, can weigh up to 20KG, never heard of anyone being mauled by one. 

[papasmurf]

A tour of NI and Belize by the age of 22, visited 69 countries: yeah I've had a really sheltered life. The fact is that you like to come across all Rambo and you're not, you're about 7 stone sipping wet. So please stop with the billy big bollox cause you're not fooling anyone. How's the solicitors letter coming along? Got a U.S. attorney yet? 😉

If that is the case you know how to kill a dangerous dog with your bare hands. 

[Nick]

Nick I am not responsible for you and others have had very sheltered lives and a very narrow social circles.

A tour of NI and Belize by the age of 22, visited 69 countries: yeah I've had a really sheltered life. The fact is that you like to come across all Rambo and you're not, you're about 7 stone sipping wet. So please stop with the billy big bollox cause you're not fooling anyone. How's the solicitors letter coming along? Got a U.S. attorney yet? 😉 

[papasmurf]

Walter Mitty on speed.

Nick I am not responsible for you and others have had very sheltered lives and a very narrow social circles.

[papasmurf]

Walter Mitty alert

How to kill a vicious dog with your bare hands is in most self defence manuals. Knowing how to and doing it are two very different things.

[Nick]

Walter Mitty alert

Walter Mitty on speed. 

[Unlucky4Sum]

Walter Mitty alert