Re: off topic battle thread

[Thomas]

[DeppityDawg]

My advice is that you follow Stockholm Syndrome's policy of taking your  gags from the internet.

Thanks, but if its all the same to you? Taking advice from you would be a bit like taking advice on child care from Michael Jackson

[Thomas]

No idea where the labour party stuff comes from, Stockholm Syndrome.

Did you see that wan fae frankie boyle as well?

"yer ex wifes seen mair helmets than adolf hitler?"

[Cor Blimey!]

In a house. What about you?

My advice is that you follow Stockholm Syndrome's policy of taking your  gags from the internet.

[DeppityDawg]

Where do you live?

In a house. What about you?

[Cor Blimey!]

10 and a bit weeks to go .

You must be pissed right off . Poor auld labour party as well .

No idea where the labour party stuff comes from, Stockholm Syndrome.

[Cor Blimey!]

This conversation has gone on a long time, considering you reckoned we had nothing further to discuss?....hey...maybe we're mates after all?

What part of Canada do you live in then Tosh?

California.

Where do you live?

[DeppityDawg]

I'm not taking the bait, Ninety. You and Stockholm Syndrome can go on all night. I'm off to get some popcorn. The internet has an endless supply of gags for Stockholm Syndrome to peddle as his own.

This conversation has gone on a long time, considering you reckoned we had nothing further to discuss?....hey...maybe we're mates after all?

What part of Canada do you live in then Tosh?

[Cor Blimey!]

He's not drunk enough yet 

I'm not taking the bait, Ninety. You and Stockholm Syndrome can go on all night. I'm off to get some popcorn. The internet has an endless supply of gags for Stockholm Syndrome to peddle as his own.

[DeppityDawg]

you `ll be getting private messages at one in the morning early tomorrow now deppity.

He's not drunk enough yet 

[Thomas]

"Miss, Miss...he started it"   

you `ll be getting threatening private messages at one in the morning early tomorrow now deppity.

[Thomas]

Builders in Dublin made a grusome discovery when they knocked down a wall in an old house, behind it they found a skeleton with a medal around its neck, the medal said 'Irish Hide and seek Champion 1910'

[Thomas]

Rent-a-gag!!!

I'm off before I get myself banned.

tell you sumfing else i heard today that was funny as feck , sir keir knight of the realm starmer telling a journalist labour are going to win the holyrood elections next year with their man ricky leopard in charge.

Between you , frankie boyle and that clown starmer , i cant stop laughing.

Would you believe its only ten and a bit weeks now to brexit?

[DeppityDawg]

I think you'll find Deppity started it.

"Miss, Miss...he started it"   

[Thomas]

Irish Historians have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest man to have lived....... He was 193 and was called Miles from Dublin.