How Would YOU Have Handled C19?

[johnofgwent]

I'll follow on my tale of Covid in this thread as it's where I kicked off the thread when I was tested positive.

Eventually the track and trace goblin gets round to calling but when she realises my wheelie bin has travelled further than me and I'm working alone she gets her report sorted very quickly.


Moira however is a basket case.


Moiras' a minor cog in a United Kingdom Ministry. She's almost so far down the list there's no level for her but she's inside the IT and contact cordon for half of bloody COBRA.


So this twonk DEMANDS the name and phone number of the judges in the court.


And of course she can't give them out FFS


Over the years I've had police protection from nutters who wanted me dead for what I did, so while the guys who looked after me are long gone I'm still on record showing why. And long, long before that me and a mate were VERY good friends with a girl whose dad was a Diplock Court judge. And you know that line 'son, the 81st airborne work for me ...'


But jesus H this woman ! She was intelligent. And not overly unimaginative. But she would not shut up.


'give her here' I told Moira.


'Look, I'd love to help you. I want to help you. I absolutely assure you the CORBA committee procedures are in place to trace, isolate and sanitize everyone in my wife's place of work. No, I can't tell you where that is. Yes I know that's difficult and frustrating. But my grandfather couldn't tell his wife where his radar towers spotting the incoming Luftwaffe were fitted. And I can't give you any more details.....


She STILL wouldn't give up.


I tried again. I said 'ok, suppose we gave you a name and number. When you ring it, because you're not authorised to ring it - and we know you're not - you will be diverted to a call handler service. Now to be fair nearly 100% of people they get called by have dialled a wrong number and are professionally and courteously advised of their error.


Others however... End up talking face to face to a bloke in tactical gear with a big fragging machine gun.


You REALLY think I'm bluffing ? These are the guys who had my back when terrorists wanted me bombed for my work....


I THINK she got the idea then. God !!!

[johnofgwent]

Sounds reasonable. And if Pappy's dick falls off ......

Oh that's another thing


TOOTS - scroll through this one. Some posts are unfit for a lady's eyes....


I gotta say, that feller who invented the modelling worst case stuff and invited his bit of fluff round for a spot of fornication while suffering the pox has got SOME COCK.


He must have.


I've been fighting this bloody pox and today is my first day out of isolation. But I gotta tell you, you can line up the entire harem who adopted me when I hospitalised the school bully bastard, and add in the med students who thought they were god's gift to men (they were,they were) who the prof had me teach because she'd met Moira and knew what I went home to outshone the lot...


And well like I started saying if that lot fell out of a time tunnel horny as **** there just isn't enough Viagra on the planet...

[johnofgwent]

Nobody noes yet.  Unless you have a link stating how long the antibodies will last.

Not a link, but a Facebook page for Dr William Coghill FRS.


Now you need to give the old guy some slack, he has been involved with some strange ideas in the past but he calculated from public information that globulin levels were starting to fall after 60-90 days.


And the fact this pox hit me for a second time just recently indicates the immunity conferred from catching the disease is clearly not permanent.

[johnofgwent]

You'll be OK John you'll carry on living just to annoy the Welsh.

Oh man, that is SO true. Not all of them, some brew decent beer. But the main thing that has given me the strength to break this shit is the desire to live to rip that T@@@ Drakefords head clean off and shit down his neck.

[Barry]

The other reason is they DO know earlier tests gave responses that petered out within months.

People, just stop getting tested!

[Nick]

Oh noes, I made it all up in Adobe Acrobat.  You caught me!

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/nervtag-certifying-covid-19-immunity-19-november-2020

And uh... RIF.

Oh look, a different link containing some author information.

[cromwell]

I think the answer to this question has become "ask me on Friday"


A couple of days ago my missus returned to her normal job ushing and recording family court tribunals from an emergency outplacement doing pretty much the same for the immigration tribunal service where smarmy lawyers present the case for those poor people so affected by life choices they travel thousands of miles across countries with no conflict or problem, in order to rock up on a British beach.


Well, I'm guessing a couple of the oily scrotes she had to deal with were rabid with this pox because she's tested positive for it and so have I


Except the false positive failure rate on those tests is now quite concerning. And she's had rabid tonsillitis since Wednesday.


Apart from the tonsillitis she seems to have few other issues.


I myself have felt knocked sideways by an apparent asthmatic condition if I breathe too hard, but years of knowing that's how you die 40 metres down so calm down breathe what you can and chill, man, chill... is the way.


It sounds easy to say it but when eight of the 550 dives you logged required you to use that technique to get up alive it's not a theory it's second nature.


According to the NHS pricks I have to sit around until Friday after which if I don't fall down dead I get on with my life ...

You'll be OK John you'll carry on living just to annoy the Welsh.

[johnofgwent]

I thought that one constant in all this was that they don't yet know how long antibodies last for no other reason than the virus hasn't been around long enough. The point of the vaccine is simply to eradicate it by giving enough people immunity for long enough. The rest is surely conjecture?

The other reason is they DO know earlier tests gave responses that petered out within months. Ok if you want to keep protecting health workers but a bit pants for year on year Immunity

[Borg Refinery]

Oh noes, I made it all up in Adobe Acrobat.  You caught me!

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/nervtag-certifying-covid-19-immunity-19-november-2020

And uh... RIF.

Edit:

The same PDF, the same link as I gave before but that's the page it originally comes from, now you know what NERVTAG means.

And it discredits what you were saying being the important point which clearly you're avoiding? So we are going to require multiple vaccinations we can say with moderate confidence?

[Nick]

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/940896/S907_NERVTAG_certifying_COVID_immunity.pdf

They have estimates, can't c&p from that but 90 days is one of the underlining figures with moderate confidence.

I have no doubt you will selectively quote to try and 'refute' my point but I'll remind you - "moderate confidence", "best estimate".

Firstly, you link to a published asset with no author or date on it basically saying nothing.

Secondly, you are again missing the point: That is THAT WE DON'T KNOW and there is no link telling us, so why post a link proving my point?

[Borg Refinery]

Think you're missing the point, there is no link showing how long the vaccination will be beneficial for as nobody knows. Hence the reason Pappy didn't respond.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/940896/S907_NERVTAG_certifying_COVID_immunity.pdf

They have estimates, can't c&p from that but 90 days is one of the underlining figures with moderate confidence.

I have no doubt you will selectively quote to try and 'refute' my point but I'll remind you - "moderate confidence", "best estimate".

[Borchester]

Borchester frankly your idiocy knows no bounds. What dodgy vaccine? No-ones dick has fallen of as a side-effect.

You haven't had the vaccine yet 

[Nick]

Several have been provided.. what was it you were saying about not reading links and being nosey?

Think you're missing the point, there is no link showing how long the vaccination will be beneficial for as nobody knows. Hence the reason Pappy didn't respond.

[T00ts]

I thought that one constant in all this was that they don't yet know how long antibodies last for no other reason than the virus hasn't been around long enough. The point of the vaccine is simply to eradicate it by giving enough people immunity for long enough. The rest is surely conjecture?

[Borg Refinery]

Nobody noes yet.  Unless you have a link stating how long the antibodies will last.

Several have been provided.. what was it you were saying about not reading links and being nosey?