Testing healthy people makes no sense - oh and do not blame the plebs!

[T00ts]

Toots is a bit like the Falkland Islands. It seems theres an exclusion zone around her chest 

Anyway, as for being fit, I bet I could still show you a thing or two, old man.

Absolutely - and no EU intervention here!   

[DeppityDawg]

Well Toots, if Sky News is broadcasting guesstimates and doctors have little idea how to treat this bug I reckon that we can safely say that there is no change there. So look after yourself and if you can't find a younger and fitter man, we will see if we can send Deppity to rub your chest.

Toots is a bit like the Falkland Islands. It seems theres an exclusion zone around her chest 

Anyway, as for being fit, I bet I could still show you a thing or two, old man.

[papasmurf]

You have permitted the likes of Corbyn to live, for a start...

Corbyn is not in power, and was never likely to be.

[Borg Refinery]

Wow, Toots has really kicked folks into touch on this thread, go Toots. 

It's nice to see real facts being thrown about instead of hysterical mumbling, with fake statistics added (from twitter) for good measure..

[johnofgwent]

You and the vast majority of the population. Which begs the question what collective sin have we done to be cursed with an idiot like Bojo-The -Clown as Prime Minister?

You have permitted the likes of Corbyn to live, for a start...

[johnofgwent]

Probably because the precautions don't work and are so mixed up with politics that they have long since lost meaning.

Look after yourself Toots, keep an eye on Streetwalker and if you go down to the West Country don't forget to touch up that red cross on Pappy's door. Otherwise sod it. I am pissed off with Boris and his good advice. That touch of the flu  seems to shriveled both his political savvy and his balls.

Well, excess heat is a known problem for sperm count. And like I said in another post ...

[papasmurf]

But you were tested. 

I was tested as part of  medical diagnosis.

[Barry]

I have certificates and tests results that prove otherwise.

But you were tested. 

[papasmurf]

Ah well there you are, you are already a moron and an idiot.

I have certificates and tests results that prove otherwise.

[Sheepy]

The thing that gets me about that is what sins? I am quiet, law abiding, solidly family man sort of chap and apart from a few lies on my tax form (which is compulsory anyway), never really got around to much in the way of wickedness.

Ah well there you are, you are already a moron and an idiot. More will follow from the world of smurf. You need to repent I can see it coming.

[papasmurf]

The thing that gets me about that is what sins? I am quiet, law abiding, solidly family man sort of chap and apart from a few lies on my tax form (which is compulsory anyway), never really got around to much in the way of wickedness.

You and the vast majority of the population. Which begs the question what collective sin have we done to be cursed with an idiot like Bojo-The -Clown as Prime Minister?

[Borchester]

Smurfys perfect world, just think how much doom and gloom he can spread in that one. He always reminds me of one of those with the sandwich boards anyway, the end is nigh and there isn't a thing you can do about it, repent now.

The thing that gets me about that is what sins? I am quiet, law abiding, solidly family man sort of chap and apart from a few lies on my tax form (which is compulsory anyway), never really got around to much in the way of wickedness.

[Sheepy]

I am outside of the morons and idiots I have to suffer on Internet forums a very happy person. My wife and I are always laughing and joking.
We had an excellent 43rd wedding anniversary yesterday.  (Message from the Ball and Chain one of the main reasons she married me is I make her laugh.)

Personally, I blame it on all the clinical pharmaceuticals the NHS hand out for free.

[papasmurf]

Thank God for that. I don't think Pappy can handle overmuch happiness.

I am outside of the morons and idiots I have to suffer on Internet forums a very happy person. My wife and I are always laughing and joking.
We had an excellent 43rd wedding anniversary yesterday.  (Message from the Ball and Chain one of the main reasons she married me is I make her laugh.)

[Sheepy]

Thank God for that. I don't think Pappy can handle overmuch happiness.

Smurfys perfect world, just think how much doom and gloom he can spread in that one. He always reminds me of one of those with the sandwich boards anyway, the end is nigh and there isn't a thing you can do about it, repent now.