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Started by cromwell, January 16, 2021, 06:05:20 PM

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Thomas

A tourist walked into a Brighton antique shop.
After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat.
It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.

He took it to the owner and said:
'How much is this bronze rat?'
The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'
The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said:

'I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story.'

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had

crawled out of the sewers and begun following him.

This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster,

but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds,

and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way.

He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach,

and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now

numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster.

By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and
threw the bronze rat far out into the water.

Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water

after it and were all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said:

'Ah, you've come back for the story then?'

'No,' said the tourist,

'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim
Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of illegal immigrants,
a Manchester United supporter, and anything French!'.
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cromwell

Quote from: papasmurf on January 16, 2021, 07:40:47 PM
Thomas is lying about me yet again.
As I stated many times, in the long term Britain can only sustainably support a population of 22 million.
A some stage in the  not too distant future it will have to planned down to that level or nature will do it the hard way.
ALL immigration has been madness for a long time.
Madness? Yeah sure or nature will do it the hard way?........you mean a virus?
Energy....secure and affordable,not that hard is it?

Thomas

Quote from: Dynamis on January 16, 2021, 08:07:45 PM


Amazing that some Scots wannae kiss the Anglish boot of these people.

The labour party and the english left had no problems with it in 2014 when they were going around glasgow and the rest of jockland telling us tory rule in the uk was better than scottish independence.

funny how these little things keep slipping the lefts minds when they are in an outrage about the tories or sumfing.
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Thomas

Quote from: Good old on January 16, 2021, 08:04:53 PM
I would have thought that anything to do with reforming our political system , could at one end of a scale include Nazism.
But never mind.


so no reforming the political stitch up that is FPTP and the cosy bench warming club that suits labour , in case it lets in the next adolf hitler?

Right ho.

QuoteTell us what it entails and who should do it

Here you go good old , just for you.....

pleanty thread on it


https://pol-tics.com/index.php/board,19.0.html
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Tory ideas of a 'joke'.........



Amazing that some Scots wannae kiss the Anglish boot of these people.
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Thomas

Boris johnson was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls in a local wine bar, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister...

Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, "200".

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was "£100".

He then

asked the redhead...

Her

reply was:

"Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, & keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have the pensioners; then you can have it for free, just like everything the immigrants get".
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Good old

Quote from: Thomas on January 16, 2021, 07:25:55 PM
yawn and you accussed me of taking dynamis thread about the nhs off topic?

Now when it suits you want to talk about how the party system should be improved in a thread entitled you`re a nazi?

Good old caught out yet again.

The party system as it stands cannot be improved. Its been discussed time and again , the majority on the froum from memoery want rid of it.

The whole ethos you seem to subscibe to of voting for dumb to keep dumber out is partly responsible for where we are today.

You scream tory bad constantly , simply because you know in the  inept two horse race between labour and tory , you hope if you throw enough shite at the tories without labour having to offer anything of real value to the uk voter , then labour will get in in the two horse race.

When people question the two party system , you run to its defence and rubbish any means to get rid of it and bring in something different or better.

Labour are stuck in a rut of their own making. Years of filling benches in parliaments wether in london or the devolved parliaments with bench warming careerists whose only claim to fame is to tow the party line is why the uk has been falling down the league tables for years under the tow cheeks of the same terrible political arse.

You and those like you ae part of the overall problem , not the solution.

You dont get that though and never will.

I would have thought that anything to do with reforming our political system , could at one end of a scale include Nazism.
But never mind.
The actual purpose of that statement was . If you think our system needs changing . Tell us what it entails and who should do it . So that we might avoid a bunch of  Nazi,s or some other extreme that won't improve our lives one iota.
Aside from that you don't have to be a full blown Nazi, to have a Nazi attitude to a specific matter.
The usual unneeded reference to Labour noted.

Thomas

Quote from: Sheepy on January 16, 2021, 08:02:37 PM
Well, they amused me; the hope not hate junior division went into overdrive. Don't mention ANTIFA.

hey sheep heard this wan?


A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.
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Sheepy

Quote from: Thomas on January 16, 2021, 07:59:47 PM
all those pictures are about as funny as a hole in the heart dyno.

Or should i say hole in a dinghy.... ;)
Well, they amused me; the hope not hate junior division went into overdrive. Don't mention ANTIFA.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Thomas

Quote from: Dynamis on January 16, 2021, 07:57:42 PM


:D

all those pictures are about as funny as a hole in the heart dyno.

Or should i say hole in a dinghy.... ;)
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Thomas

Quote from: Dynamis on January 16, 2021, 07:53:18 PM
People are so divided in this country these days. I don't think either side really realizes that until we all come together, despite our differences; until we all tolerate each other and become one....

..We'll NEVER get rid of all these Black Muslims!

Thanks for all your intellectual input and stimulating debate on the forum as ever dynamis.

Does mummy know you are on the adult forum at this time of night?
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Thomas

Quote from: Good old on January 16, 2021, 07:41:11 PM
Well you knew who I meant. You will have to excuse a lazy moment with finger on iPad. However the problem being , would a new Hitler ,let you see him coming Before you  were in to deep?  And I don't think a Mosley , would be  as provocative as the pre war Mosley. In short extremist learn from mistakes just as everyone else can.
The far left is always present. though at the moment not subtle enough to to be the top cause for concern.
For my money goons on the street are still a problem. Under control but there.

listen to yourself.

Are you insinuating if we dont vote labour , hitler or a mosley will appear as only labour and thier "international socialism" can stop this happeneing?

LMFAO.

I would say labour are almost fully to blame for where the uk is at the minute.

Tony blair handed farage all the ammo he ever needed over brexit by his mass immigration policy of circa 2004 onwards to the anger of the english people.

In scotland , you sat for the best part of a hundred years promising home rule to the scottish people , and isntead refused to implement it time and again  including the stitch up by labour in 1979 , when you helped turn a yes vote into a no vote ,untill the council of europe forced blair to deal with the uk minority countries , and he set up the shambles that was devolution , and eventually the parliament that was supposed to stop the rise of the "evil nationalists" and keep labour in power  ::) in their own personal fiefdom forever became their undoing.

Do we need to go on?

Feckin hitler and mosley , geez peace you complete feckin drama queen.

No one could ever accuse a labour party supporter of inward looking soul searching for they mistakes they have made and the problems they have caused. Its all about blaming them out there , the gullible public and imaginary monsters. :D
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